Well it seems I’ve been wrong all along. I thought God had a problem with sex, particularly of the more kinky variety. Seems like people weren’t reading the bible properly.
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The following contains words and links to material that some may find offensive. It is Not Safe For Work (NSFW)
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Thanks to Possummomma, I now present the following web site:
Sexuality According to the Word of God
subtitled: Anal Sex in Accordance with God’s Will
… God … has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.
There are plenty more words of wisdom on the opening page of the site, about anal sex and why it’s OK with God. I could explain more and critique it, but I’ll leave possummomma to that.
There are a few more articles on the site, covering all sorts of sexual activities, as follows:
- Oral Sex and God’s Will
- Viagra and God’s Will
- Threesomes Within a Christian Marriage
- Masturbation – God’s Great Gift to Us
- A Proposal for a Christian Pornography
- Bondage in Christ – BDSM in a Christian Marriage
- Fisting and God’s Will
- Bare before God – Shaving and the Bible
Whoever put this site together has a very wicked sense of the bizarre. Who would have interpreted Ephesians 5:22, Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. As meaning its OK with the ‘big fella’ if you get into a bit of BDSM?
All those shaved pussies in porno films (not that I’d know or anything), seems like God wants them to look like that. It all depends on how you interpret 1 Corinthians 11:6, For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn according to Sex in Christ.
The rules for threesomes have to be seen to be believed, it even manages to get around the problem of adultery:
If a man imagines having intercourse with a married woman, then indeed, he has committed adultery in his heart. Instead, we would counsel this man to imagine that same married woman having sex with his wife; by taking himself out of the picture, he renders himself blameless.
A priceless piece of advice!
I’m not even going to touch the Oral Sex page, especially concerning the spit or swallow debate; and you can forget about me reviewing the Fisting page!
This site has to be a send-up, a pisstake, a joke, a parody. If it is, it’s quite clever and funny; if it’s not; the author needs help.
Got to go – Spicks and Specks, and The IT Crowd are about to start, see you all tomorrow.