Those fundies can sure make you laugh (and cry and scream). From fitness comes some interesting quotes, which in turn came from, what may be my new favourite website, Fundies Say the Darndest Things (FSTDT). Here’s a few examples:
Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.
[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]
god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.
Submitted by Zoe
Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
Submitted by Damned at Random
FSTDT collects these quotes from all over, they have a latest and a Top 100, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll scream. It’s like a car crash – you know it might be horrible, you know you shouldn’t look, but you can’t help yourself reading them.
FSTDT also has some funny pics, one of which he made from hetemeel, this is my version: